Chris Mohney

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Chronology

Movie Theater Attendant 1:
You know I thought Felicity was still on, but turns out it was cancelled, like, six years ago
Movie Theater Attendant 2:
What's Felicity

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perzadook asked: have consulted with notnadia and she explained what a copy editor is but apparently she just wants a neverending story gif. is this possible? thx in advance.

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hoteldelnorte asked: Writers located in nyc? Or writers located in nyc AND Ciudad Juarez?

BONUS LOCATION UNLOCKED

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madeupmemories asked: Re: comedians and writers and stuff: I exist. Also hi!

And so you do!

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dopemove asked: Are you offering a job or something? Because let me show you my portfolio-- *jellybeans spill out of briefcase*

(scrapes jellybeans off desk into drawer) “Yes … yes, everything appears to be in order here. Please see my assistant on the roof for a work assignment and inoculation regimen.”

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Are you a writer or comedian or similar type person?

chrismohney:

If so, do I know you personally? even slightly? Like, have we met or had at least a semi-substantial conversation over email or the Social Medias?

If so to all THAT, then reply or respond or comment or whatever to remind me that you exist. No fault of yours, I’m just bad at remembering other people exist, and I may have need of your … services.

update: yes apparently I also need a copy editor

update #2 - I should have mentioned this is only relevant — AT THIS TIME — if you are located in NYC. though PLEASE do remind me of yourself in any case for possible future utility.

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Are you a writer or comedian or similar type person?

If so, do I know you personally? even slightly? Like, have we met or had at least a semi-substantial conversation over email or the Social Medias?

If so to all THAT, then reply or respond or comment or whatever to remind me that you exist. No fault of yours, I’m just bad at remembering other people exist, and I may have need of your … services.

update: yes apparently I also need a copy editor

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After watching Harry Potter 2

ME:
So Harry tricks Malfoy's dad into giving Dobby a sock, which frees him
NATE:
But wouldn't he need more clothes than only a sock
ME:
Well it wasn't ... it was more of a symbol? a contract ... Like, a magic deal? Not really about giving him a full set of clothes
NATE:
I guess it's just science

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