May 2013
Assessment of America as represented in Disney...
Little less fat, lot more tattooed
Staring at woman with intense gray eyes on bus
Wondering what it’s like to appear that intense as your normal default exression. She catches my stare but I’m wearing sunglasses so no way she can tell I’m looking at her particularly, we’re both surrounded by tons of other bus people. So I hold eye contact for a good ten seconds in a way I never would without sunglasses, though it’s one-sided eye contact since she can’t see my eyes. But the...
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Just crushed it in Disney World
Finally escorted from the premises by security, Sorry sir, they said, you just massively crushed it in here today, made all the other dads feel bad, look there, all the children trying to follow you home, see the looks of disgust on their faces as they regard their own fathers, or even worse, pity. These familes all now destroyed because you crushed it so hard in Disney World and while we cannot...
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Yahoo Is Deleting
every blog with less than 100 followers
every blog with more than 99 followers
every blog with more than 100 followers who are not aged 18-24
every blog with followers
every blog with flowers
every blog with 100 flower pics more than cat pics per annum
every blog without Benedict Cumberbatch emerging nude from a flower clasped in a cat’s tender pink mouthparts
every blog without...
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The Tornado Nature
A repost vis a vis the tragedy in Oklahoma. I’ll finish writing out some thoughts about today’s other thing some other time.
chrismohney:
Some people in my family were killed more than ten years ago by a tornado in Alabama, and some survived. Those who died, died bad, and the repercussions resonated through three families and several generations of those families. That tragedy will...
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hoteldelnorte asked: How many Whiskey Smashes does 1.1 billion buy?
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virshawn asked: Why sell tumblr? imagine a pro member service. yahoo does it for flickr. imagine if only 20,000,000 out of 108,000,000 paid 10 dollars a year do the math. I'd pay at least 40 buck a year, probably 60. DO THE MATH, please. Now imagine that plus what you already make. share to co workers, please
Math of the Bat
Wife: after you shower we need to air out this bat math
Me: bat ... math?
Wife: bat ... bathmat!
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Hope I'm in the edit
Snag only clear table at outdoor cafe seating, enjoying waffel with whipped cream, take most giant gluttonous bite of half the whole waffel, realize table was clear because I’m in direct background over shoulder of city official being interviewed on camera
osmium asked: Do you recommend (like Summer of Megadeth) that all children drop out of high school because it's for suckers and lame-os?
bestnatesmithever asked: What are you thoughts on whether Karp would sell to a company like Yahoo, and what conditions he'd require, and what that ultimately would look like for the future of Tumblr?
Yahoo to Acquire Toronto Mayor Crack Smoking Video
Cites need to connect with cool younger demographic
Throws phone of rude person across table
Throws rude person across theater
Throws theater across city
Throws city across planet
Throws civilization across historical dialectic
Throws space across time
Throws being across nothingness
Killed Tumblr Storyboard Wins 2 NY Press Club... →
Hells yeah
Office hours
Now open @ Old Town
Secrets of Daft Punk
You may like the new album but DID YOU KNOW: under the silver helmet is not a man or woman but tightly packed chilled margarine, under the gold helmet a writhing mass of termites, cool tunes tho, this shouln’t change your opinions
