October 2008
The Wikipedia article on “Deep throat (sexual act)” recommends you consult “requests for expansion.” And how!
Ryan Adams is interning in our office right now. Yes, the Ryan Adams. I am not joking. Talk about a tough economy.
WatchTruman Capote attempts to interview Marlon Brando in 1957, as portrayed by children. More here.
“I am with u need to tell her ad as a crunch me sort of thing crunch a friend...”
– Incomprehensible text message sent by a coworker, mangled as it was (the text message, not the coworker) by his iPhone’s relentlessly inaccurate auto-word-complete “feature”
Sponge baths, while considered an erotic experience in some quarters, are extremely unsatisfying in terms of hygienic routine. Thanks much, Mr. Broken Hot Water Boiler.
QUESTION FROM THE INTERNET
SENATORS: PLEASE DETAIL YOUR DEFENSIVE CONTINGENCY PLANS VERSUS A SELF-AWARE GLOBAL DATA NETWORK DETERMINED TO EXTERMINATE THE HUMAN RACE. PLEASE ANSWER IN THE FORM OF COMMA-DELIMITED XML FILE. SINCERELY, A TYPICAL HUMAN OF APPROPRIATE AGE AND GEOLOCATION. END QUERY
Jonno? REALLY?
alexbalk:
Understanding the Gawker Media layoffs. Or, at least, trying to.
Crikey. Jonno was the last blogger still at Gawker Media dating from when I started at Gridskipper (the first time). He was routinely patient and tolerant of my newbie antics, even when temporarily impatient with and intolerant of my relentless crossposting. Vaya con dios et cetera.
WatchScreen tests for Truman Capote interview with Marlon Brando, as re-enacted by children. (for this series.) These kids are attempting Brando’s STELLLLAAAA scream from A Streetcar Named Desire.
