World’s Youngest Sword Swallower Reveals All. Yes, she trained on a dildo. And now she’s up to 28 inches!
Frank Bruni vs. Frank Bruni vs. Frank Bruni →
Like breathing soup.
That’s how I’d describe New York City heat today. I’m thinking: vegetable medley.
Naked man claims to be Jesus, George Bush; is promptly tased. Reminds me of the self-crucifying hairdresser. All around my hometown, of course.
Interview with art-pornographer Andrew Blake
“On set I always have a nude assistant, a model who works for me. Why is she naked? Because I want her to be.”
Had a dream last night that Yahoo bought Charmin and required purchasers of their products to register with Yahoo in order to gain “access” to toilet paper.