How To Survive A NYC Media Party, Reflection After... →
STEP 1. Do not attend. Repeat as necessary. 100% success rate. antikris: (via nickmcglynn)
I Am That Guy, New Era Edition
Sittin’ on Broadway with shoe and sock off in freezing cold, puttin’ a bandaid on my busted toe.
Video: DC Pandas Celebrate Inauguration with Early... →
Yes indeed. Raising the bar.
jaimeleighfairbrother: ryanbrown: youngmanhattanite: UPDATE: People never believe me when I say that I haven’t read more than the headlines on Gawker since 2005 (well, unless it involved me or someone I knew) so it’s no surprise this was just sent to me. Turns out the Tumblr Community’s very own Michael Orell used to be Richard Nouveau! Dude, just how much product do you use in your hair...
We probably get 50-100 spam comments in our system daily, usually lists of keywords followed by a spam farm link; these are deleted before they can publish. Typically the keywords are names of celebs, sex acts, popular products, bands, or news hooks. Just deleted one where the lead spam keyphrase was “good country people.” Thought that hilarious until I saw that the phrase “good...
So what's it like having a baby, man?
It’s like the reverse of a neutron bomb hitting your lifestyle: you and all the other citizens you know are still alive, but all the previously extant structures and institutions are annihilated. Also no radiation sickness, but more cuteness.
Hiring: Photo Editor
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How to Lose Your New Yorker Single Man Street Cred...
Be seen walking into your apartment with a 3x2x2’ box with the Diapers.com logo clearly emblazoned on every side.