June 2009
Foster Kamer's Unpaid Interns Are Awesome
soupsoup:
rachellehruska:
Take a look folks [Foster Kamer is a total hypocrite but we’ll laugh it off to immaturity]
Oh snap! (previously)
Still with this, Rachelle? I don’t have any axes to grind with you, but I’ll stack the career utility of an unpaid BlackBook internship versus that of an unpaid Guest of a Guest internship any ol’ day of the week. (Gossip Girl stalking...
Two things which apparently guarantee a tumblarity...
1. Posting baby photos
2. Mentioning Hitler
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Me: LA Coroner is going to speak on MJ's autopsy soon. I wonder what that's like? To work on Michael Jackson?
Him: What do you think they're gonna find in there?
Me: Honestly I wouldn't be surprised at anything. He's probably like a shark.
Him: A license plate? Some tires?
Me: A couple of Japanese fishermen?
Jessie James Takes on Heidi & Hitler, Defends... →
Object lesson in taking a dull interview with a potentially bland personality and making it entertaining. Though her publicist may have a heart attack over the headline.
Rejected submissions to dearoldlove.tumblr.com
MATERNAL INSTINCT
You really loved my mother, but not half as much as I loved your son. Sexually. We did it, is what I’m saying.
RESTRAINING ORDER
I can’t believe you filed on me, bitch. BITCH. god I hate you
FAMILIAR PLACES
I wonder why you’re everywhere I look, in all our old spots, and I realize it’s because I’m chasing you, and you don’t know who I am,...
The new euphemisms
Hikin’ the Appalachian Trail. Drivin’ along the coastline. Cryin’ in Argentina.
brianvan:
chrismohney:
If a person posts something, and someone reblogs that post, and I “like” the reblog, am I really/effectively “liking” the original post as well? or just the reblog? How is being different from nothingness? Answer one of these questions pls.
Being is the absence of nothingness, though the Internet makes that distinction very cloudy. (That, and the LX.TV promos that run in...
If a person posts something, and someone reblogs that post, and I “like” the reblog, am I really/effectively “liking” the original post as well? or just the reblog? How is being different from nothingness? Answer one of these questions pls.
Calvinism 2.0
rachellehruska:
Maybe the salaries in journalism are low because they implicitly pre-empt a collective penalty for all transgressions in the writing community.
Rachelle’s in the August issue of BlackBook, btw. She was not paid.
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mmm, what happened to that GossipGurl twitter account? I’ll never tell! Because I don’t know or care! XXX OOO zzz
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Q: Under what account should I expense paying for...
A: “Content.”
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I’m pretty sure these rumors about Megan Fox and Robert Pattinson having sex are the collective abstract wishes of the internet trying to force their way into the physical plane.
Blackened Voodoo in Manhattan?
Recently I’ve been nostalgic for Blackened Voodoo beer, a label of New Orleans’ Dixie brewery. The brewery was knocked out by Katrina, though they’ve licensed their brews to others since. And it appears that BV has gone this route, as I’m seeing it mentioned in beer reviews (which I’d like to point out I just checked specifically for this purpose and do not read...
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Sam Rockwell & Duncan Jones on 'Moon' →
On JG Ballard: “What did he write?”
“He wrote Crash …”
“Crash? Which one?”
“The good one.”
“The one with the car accidents?”
Technically both have car accidents, but read this anyway; it’s amusing if you’re into these guys.
He said the photo was from the Internet. He said... →
“This story doesn’t frighten me, but the potential frightens me.”
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