Chris Mohney

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February 2010

It is a sign

of contentment, or maturity, or complacency, or cynicism. All of these probably. But more often than not these days, when I observe an online episode that’s contentious and lively and wildly inflammatory with many people contributing, and it avidly interests me as it touches on topics and themes and issues that I find personally compelling and thought-provoking: after considering the situation for a while, and the many positions expressed, worthy and less so, by those involved, I reason out an opinion or response that pleases me and which might draw some interesting reactions, because I think about these things a lot, and I might even have a respectable amount of experience in the matters at hand if I do say so myself. But I rarely make these thoughts public, or at least not published online, because at the end of the day, who really needs that shit anymore? In fact, this here, now, is a more interesting development to me, this internal sentiment, and not just because it’s about myself. So instead of putting those other thoughts down to be read, I put these thoughts, and now I’m going to walk out in the snow and catch a train to Baltimore.

Feb 26, 201010 notes
Are you prepared to make a counter-offer for me buying you lunch?

A counter-offer to my own offer?

Feb 26, 2010
Feb 26, 201042 notes
after buying me out tony's fuckin' broke but POINT MADE

Please rephrase in the form of a question.

Feb 25, 20102 notes
if i drop in will you buy me lunch? JUST ASKING

I think it’s your turn to buy ME lunch! Tony Ortega owes me a conciliatory bottle of booze, at least.

Feb 25, 2010
Why did the "Obama signs blobfish" meme never catch on? It felt so right at the time!

I know, I really, really tried with that one, and I appreciated your contribution. Internet got no taste.

Feb 25, 20101 note
Hi Chris, Longtime reader, third time asker here. Currently I have an office but what would you say are the main benefits of working from the Ace Hotel lobby versus the cushy Flatiron digs I currently occupy? For one thing I have a window and access to free hot chocolate right now so I am inclined to stay put. Thanks!

Right now the advantages of working in the Ace Hotel lobby are rapidly approaching zero. The effing net connection has been throttled to a crawl, I assume because my fellow laptop users have multiplied like voracious cockroaches. The morning was actually quite pleasant; good place for a public workspace, or a small meeting. Definite obvious preponderance of tech/tech-media people here today. I know there are also some big Time Warnet net problems in the neighborhood right now, but if things don’t improve in the next few minutes I’ll be forced to bail. Hot choco would be nice.

Feb 25, 20103 notes

jenrubio:

“The Monster stumbles into one of the luxury cabanas on the deserted island… where there is a record player… and booze. Sawyer is tipsy and nude. Finally, people are starting to enjoy their paradise. Apparently they have TONS of Jim Beam.”

—

The Final Season of LOST as Seen by Someone Who Has Never Seen

This is the best thing on the Internet right now.

Someone has bitten the steez of Brian Van, with moderate success.

Feb 25, 201010 notes
Feb 25, 20106 notes
Liveblogging the Ace Hotel Lobby → blackbookmag.com

That’s what I’m doing today! So stimulating. Feel free to drop by or ask me a question about all the awesomeness poppin’ everywhere I look. This is basically an Apple Store with coffee and no geniuses.

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Feb 24, 201055 notes
“Somebody murdering me — it’s so intimate…You seriously don’t think that’s hot? I mean, like a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building and he lays you on the sidewalk and you think he’s going to give you mouth to mouth, but instead he just starts choking the s*** out of you and the last sensation you feel before you die is that he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big wet glob of drool drips off his teeth and falls right onto your popped-out eyeball… I’m wet just THINKING about it!” —

Carol’s fantasy. Related: Archer gets renewed for a second season, and the PTC names it Worst Cable Show of the Week. (via drowsybutcher) (via archerprod)

“… violence, profanity, grotesque verbal imagery, and rampant homophobia … flagrant gay stereotypes … disgusting barrage of perverted ‘humor’ … child molestation, sadomasochism, drug-fuelled orgies … smutty, violent, adolescent … top-notch, innovative animation and a beautifully-designed title sequence.”

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Feb 22, 20107 notes
What's your son's cut of the forthcoming blog-to-book-deal over Toys My Kid Eats? Even more important: How many of you are repped by ICM?

All questions about Nate’s content-based revenue streams must be directed to his Diaper Genie. We are still evaluating proposals for representation.

Feb 19, 2010
My insider baseball gossip blog Fosterist1.tumblr.com has not landed me a sweet job in the media yet. As a guy with some considerable experience do you have any suggestions for getting a career in blogging off the ground?

Coincidentally I have some very, very specific advice!

Meanwhile, if you want “real” “advice” just drop me a line, cmohney at blackbookmag dot com.

Feb 19, 20102 notes
Dear me

Shortish day today, and once again ready to answer questions I feel like answering. It’s Foster’s last day too, which is part of the reason for that shortishness. So please restrain yourself on the Foster haterade, unless that’s Foster’s shadow personality undermining himself, in which case I’ll be conflicted. Non-Foster topics welcome.

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