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I think this would be a great movie about a guy who is terrified of Death stalking him so he spends his entire life frantically fleeing from cars he thinks have faulty brakes and roller coasters that might leap off their tracks and tunafish salad that’s probably crawling with bacteria, until finally after decades as a very old man he dies peacefully in his sleep of natural causes, and the...
The Russian barber
who cut my hair yesterday for $10 — which I think he knows, at some level, is a couple bucks overpriced — does yeoman work on a simple coif such as mine. The shop is a tiny hole in the wall off Irving Place and I’ve never seen anyone in there but me and him. He watches a Slavic program on the TV hanging on the wall, cranked loud. He says little, and his accent is so thick and his...
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marrina: soupsoup: courtenaybird: “Woman will receive, as before mentioned, a free cell phone and a very competitive salary.” So much for Jobs keeping the iPhone porn free. “Telecommuting is ok.” makes sense! Though I don’t see why this should classified as “non-profit” unless they’re really pessimistic about their business plan.
My follow-up to Diesel’s award-winning Be Stupid campaign
Here's my advice
Don’t do TV. It will not work out for you.
Is Bill Murray the new ceiling cat or something?
(via pleasedontsqueezetheshaman) Yes, but he’s OK with whatever he’s watching you do. Nick’s story on Murray is really breaking out today — in no small part because of Tumblr — and deserves to for a number of reasons. In addition to being genuinely funny and interesting and well done, it’s such a relief to deal with an interview subject who’s willing to...
Dang but I really need some Oreos
"Introducing the First AAA Cup Bra"
Title of a press release, just arrived in my inbox, which is, as I type this, launching 1000 hilarious blog posts nationwide.
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The sluttosity at the Hard Rock in Vegas
is already going to a dark place tonight. Like, David Lynch dark. And it’s still early.
Las Vegas is full
of empty places
Vegas haiku 5
The waiter asks, “Are / you dining alone tonight?” / Yes. “That’s wonderful.”
Vegas haiku 4
Blue Man Group shop sells / many clothing styles for dogs / but none for children
Vegas haiku 3
Because I’m wearing a jacket, man asks, “Which way to the Pink Taco?”
Vegas haiku 2
Stripper manager’s lament: “Ladies, I need you in numerical order!”
Hard Rock stripper crew Waiting, bored, behind curtains No free Bud for them