January 2012
Tonight is cheap tacos
and expensive champagne. Next year will become insane almost immediately. Really it’s already insane, its insanity so profound it became asynchronous with the calendar and infected the end of the previous year. But tonight there will be a small, sturdy zone of calm, established on this foundation of cheap tacos and expensive champagne. Here I shall make my stand, till next week.
Local color
WOMAN and MAN approach.
WOMAN: Excuse me, can you tell us which way to 11th Avenue?
ME: [pointing at West End Avenue, aka 11th] You’re lookin’ at it.
WOMAN: Oh thank you!
MAN: [walking away, chuckling] “You’re lookin’ at it!” Man, New York City!
December 2011
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Customer Names Called Out at Union Square...
Dallas!
Wilhelm!
Brock!
Liza!
Bill!
Gerald!
Karim!
Charlie!
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American Horror Story Story Story
I still think this show is a piece of crap BUT I no longer want it cancelled because I want to keep reading the deadpan episode summaries on Wikipedia. For example, just from the recent finale — when the whole living principal cast is dead:
As ghosts, the Harmons are reunited as a family. However, they realize that the house is a danger to those living in it.
I would have to concur, new...
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I completely forgot to mention:
evangotlib:
caterpillarcowboy:
section9:
My roommate was cruel kind enough to buy me Skyrim for Christmas.
It’s a damn good thing I don’t have a gf, because I’d be neglecting her for the next month or so.
Bwhahahahah
I got it too. Thursday. Have not fired it up yet for fear of not doing anything else ever again.
watch out for the arrow to the knee (of your relationship)
It’s really quite lovely when a new baby finally starts to demonstrate the first glimmerings of curiosity and reactivity and interest in the world rather than the standard newborn temperament which is a sort of perpetually enraged shit-goblin
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Abandoned joke of the day
Calling Adrien Brody’s publicists and grilling them about his affair with Marie Calloway
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Who I'm Going to Stop Resenting
chrismohney:
1. Tao Lin
2. Chuck Klosterman
Afraid I’m going to have to revisit one of these in light of recent events
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choire replied to your photo: youngmegadethite: SPOILER ALERT: YOU ARE life will…
it’s true, and yet I still know shame. this aint no kind of life
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“At Tumblr, there’s a recognition that Tumblr is... →
joshsternberg:
From my latest piece about Tumblr and media.
“The more good stuff that goes on Tumblr, the better it is for everyone on Tumblr.” Love that quote. Thanks Mark!
I also gave some quotes about Tumblr, cash, and everything around me being ruled
“There is no greater threat to the North Korean way of life than the independent...”
– Kim Jong Il’s last words 