February 2011
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Daily Follower I'm Not Following
These black butterflies
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On days such as this
I am so terribly grateful / That wine exists
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SmartPlanet
List Of Potential "Drive Angry 3D" Sequels In...
maura:
3. Drive Half-Angry 3D
2. Drive Sex-Angry 3D
1. Drive Hungry 3D
Driving Angry Miss Daisy
Pitch Me
Looking for a possible PR firm/rep with hardcore experience dealing with business and tech press, to push verbiage related to same into the public eye. Drop me a line at cmohney at blackbookmag dot com if interested. No idiots.
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“While Gotham is at the science fair, I’m banging the prom queen behind the...”
– FRANGRY: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole
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Tommy’s
Here Is How to Be a Single Woman in a Boy's Club...
Let’s just pretend I actually wrote this one out, and move on.
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Daily Follower I'm Not Following
Young & Dumb
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I know I've reached an intriguing new plateau of...
when I have to go read a book about al-Qaeda to relax.
“No longer did Internet users need a blog to connect with the world. They could...”
– Ha! That pretty much sums it all up, in terms of the intentionality of BLOG. Mark it: NYT jumps on Death of Blogwagon. See also: “Although Tumblr calls itself a blogging service, many of its users are unaware of the description and do not consider themselves bloggers…”
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Cable Guide Poetry Corner
A beating death leads to teenagers. The men undergo a body shave; two are eliminated. A man has 24 hours to find his kidnapped son. African prince and royal sidekick come to Queens. The city becomes a glittering wonderland for dreams. The hunting and survival methods of the polar bear. Charlotte; brooch; chest of drawers. Fifty million people are plunged into total darkness. Proposing; skydiving;...
Spa Dilemma
Is this thing in the men’s locker room an abstract water feature or an elaborate urinal?
Challenge Accepted
Through a series of unlikely coincidences Smirnoff is here in the office administering their People’s Challenge, which involves blind-drinknig Smirnoff vs. Absolut. We mostly seem to have made the right choice because they’re still here, serving drinks and such. Everyone assumes I engineered this as a pre-birthday stunt and I’m fine with that assumption. Productivity is rapidly...
