The name of this morning's episode of Special...
Everyone makes a big deal about Apple having more...
You know what Apple doesn’t have? Nuclear missiles. (Though if they did, Apple’s nukes would probably synch seamlessly with iTunes.)
The Conspiracy Dream
I have the usual complement of dream themes: danger, tedium, anxiety, repose, adventure, wish fulfillment, wish denial. But there’s one very specific genre of dream that I have … well, for all I know I have it all the time, but I only remember it about every six months, when I wake up in the middle and think about its plot, which makes me recall it fully on fully waking. And I...
attn: Mr. Skarsgard, Ms. Bosworth
Since you’re both on the cover of the 15th anniversary issue of BlackBook coming in September, couldja have at least kept it together another month or so? Too much? You crazy kids
artyucko replied to your photo: ‘Breaking Bad’ 4.02 Recap: House Party “might could” ha ha! That’s a love letter to hillbilly grammar btw. I actually took it out on proofing but decided to re-insert before post. that’s what she said etc
NATE: Ohhh look! A train ticket! ME: No, that’s a ten-dollar bill. That is called “money.” NATE: DADDY I WANT THAT MONEY
Should you wear cargo pants this evening?
It’s hot as balls. Plus: You are forty years old, eating dinner at Rosa Mexicano on the Upper West Side at 6:45 so you and the wife can catch an 8:25 Harry Potter and be home in time for a not unreasonable babysitting bill. The cargo pants are not going to materially degrade your hipness reading, which is pretty much already nailed at the wrong end of the gauge tonight. So enjoy those cargo...
I Hid My Face in the Pictures
Pretty sure you’ve always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I’m feeling pretty adventurous today so go to crap(dot)crap (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username ‘crapcrap’. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck. Note that I replaced certain elements of this anon...
vruz: chrismohney: NEVER FORGET vruz: I read this aloud and I hear one thing with my ears, then my brain listens, and it translates it into something more like “keep poor coloured kids who can’t afford proper air conditioning outside of my view”. I have a new title for you Chris Mohney, how about “just say no to fucking racist idiots”? This made me stop and think. After all, I have...