August 2011
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“Before the cameras begin rolling, Skarsgård walks up to his mark in the center of the room, Moyer kneels in front of him—his character is picking something up off the ground when the shot begins—and the director watches them from his chair in front of a camera monitor. While waiting in their places, Skarsgård looks down at his costar and says dryly, “It looks like he’s sucking me off,” to which Moyer responds by bobbing his head vigorously. Skarsgård closes his eyes and starts moaning with the intensity of a slash-fiction hero, after which Moyer stands up and wipes imaginary fluids from his mouth with the back of his hand. He scans the crowd and after taking a slight bow says, “And the Emmy goes to… ”
—From our forthcoming Slashfic Issue
I'm trapped on an island hotel in the middle of nowhere with no power after a storm
In other words, 90% of Stephen King novels
What if there is not a New York for me to come back to? What kind of life can I make for myself in Birmingham?
You can make an excellent life for yourself there! Unbelievably cheap. Now I have no idea what to do for work now but there is some tech and media. Also “sports medicine.”
Will u be answering q's on fri?
Yes! Now that I’m stuck up here what else I got to do
