Fanfic written in the style of a celebrity writing fanfic about the fans writing fanfic about that celebrity
Some nice seagulls destroying the hell out of a 6” meatball sub in the mouth of the tunnel. Strong red feet, eyes lookin angry. Good gulls.
Will someone please date Supergirl?!
Otherwise she can do no good
Picture of a mind coming unglued on a conference call
If you think you have a great new joke about something you’re calling “It’s like Grindr for [punchline],” you are wrong in that not only has someone else thought of that joke, but your interrogatory web search will reveal their own crestfallen realization that someone ELSE already thought the same thing and actually built the app for it
Midweek jam thing
The hilarious Blip.com web series Bitter Party of Five — featuring five ”fairly successful actors” who, after costarring in a failed NBC sitcom pilot, turn to…
Look for the full episode to premiere Friday on Blip!
It is a show that I like
No one noticed when Cyber Monday took over a week. What’s wrong with more deals? The year after that, Cyber Monday lasted two weeks. Even more deals, cool. But the year after that, Cyber Monday replaced the month of December entirely with the introduction of “instant gifting” — why wait for some old fashioned holiday sometime in the future? Just buy things and give them to people right away. And don’t forget to get a little something for yourself! Good thing there’s plenty more deals during all of Cyber Monday. Next year was less than five months long as Cyber Monday took over in mid-June and lasted through early February. And those deals were so awesome that after a short break of seventeen regular days, Cyber Monday started right back up in early March and never ended again, or maybe it’s just that every day is a new Cyber Monday now. Who can say for sure, all that was hundreds or thousands or billions of Cyber Mondays ago. Every once in awhile they do a day called something else, some new special kind of Cyber Monday, just to build up anticipation for the next regular Cyber Monday. But even on those days, there are still some pretty good deals.
Are we on the brink of a Hudson Hawk renaissance? I mean it’s no Commando but it has some potential
Teen Love Stories, Warren Magazines, 1967.