REVIEWS OF MY SON’S TOYS: Multi-Flanged Universal Distractor
A trytoohardy failure, I’m afraid. The four-armed hub sports a split pair of orange slices, a bumpy spheroid resembling a peach pit, a nubbed cylinder, and a smiley face imprisoned in a transparent orb, all of which spin in their respective sockets. And the whole assemblage rotates on an irregular hand-bracket. I think this toy hates itself.
Bite It? No. Various protrusions and distracting spinnings mean even a double grip doesn’t provide an easy path to the oral cavity.