Prosecutors say just hours after 25-year-old [Irish tourist] Robert McTernan landed in Boston for a two-week vacation, he entered a bakery in the North End, a largely Italian neighborhood. They say he grabbed a knife and demanded a cannoli from an employee.
Irish Tourist Charged With Boston Cannoli Theft. Trying to make some sort of “bring a knife to a cannoli fight” joke but reversing the Irish/Italian ethnicities from The Untouchables but I just can’t be bothered, just enjoy it for what it is, live simply, GOD