Chris Mohney

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me:
also, tommy lee jones's part looks paaaaaaainful
basically like, he showed up, said his lines, then looked around for the check
DeepOmega:
he shows up, reads his lines, then runs over to craft services and eats every single strawberry
me:
and cheese cube
I picture him as a colby cheddar cheese cube sort of guy
DeepOmega:
oh man
yes
with a separate toothpick for each cube
that he throws out
so by the time he's done there's no toothpicks left!
UGH what a dick
me:
sure, doesn't want to look greedy so he takes one, walks away, kind of eyes the table to see what kind of action the rest of the cubes are getting
DeepOmega:
right
but everyone knows
he's just hovering
as soon as nobody's there he'll zip back over for more
me:
right "look at fucking tommy over there by the cheese cubes like no one notices. can you believe this guy?"
DeepOmega:
people keep moving the cheese platter to the farthest part of the table, and he just leeeeeans over the whole fucking spread to get 'em
won't be deterred
me:
spills his coffee all over the napkin stack while reaching
DeepOmega:
won't even clean it up, just makes an awkward apology and dashes off with his cheese
me:
Then he just kind of hunkers down in a vacant chair and takes a dairy induced nap
snores
DeepOmega:
drapes his jacket over himself, sticks his feet straight out
making it hard to get by him
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