running through the internet getting high fives. Finally gets to the main castle, into the throne room, there’s the Internet King. He clasps Anil Dash’s shoulder, nods gravely. “Well done.” The people cheer. Anil Dash turns round and smiles at the crowds. It’s a great moment, but deep down he knows he just made the greatest tweet of his entire life, and it will never ever be this good again, on the internet.