Chris Mohney

Posts tagged nate

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Matchup

Me:
Hey tonight we're taking you to a hockey game, Rangers versus Ottawa
Nate:
Rangers versus Autobots????!!?
Me:
Oh man I wish

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Our secret room will have all the weapons! Lightsabers … forks … electrical forks … mushroom fireballs and usual fireballs …
Nate

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Naming Conventions

Nate:
This is my Doctor Octopus
Me:
That is just a doll head on a magnet rod
Nate:
He's Doctor Octopus in my world
Me:
But Doctor Octopus has eight arms, that's how he got his name, this guy just has this one rod, like one arm, he's more like Doctor Monopus
Nate:
[dramatically brandishing] Yes ... Doctor MONOPUS

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Sensitivity

NATE:
And this sticker is Superman and this sticker is Black Man
ME:
Uhhhh that's Spider-Man in his black costume
NATE:
So Black Man attacks and bombs on Superman
ME:
Really it's Spider-Man I promise you, so you should, you know, probably not
NATE:
Oh I have been calling him Black Man
ME:
Yeahhhhh uhhhhhh [leaves room]

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I know what you did! Maybe I tell your wife!
Nate’s unprompted line when he threw a blanket over his head, told me he was a ghost, and said he was going to really scare me. Not sure if he just came up with that or was channeling Hamlet but either way I did a quick fearful mental catalog of possible scenarios

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Pencil

Nate:
Can you sharpen this pencil so I can write in my diarrhea
Me:
Ha well what you mean is diary, which is different from diarrhea
Me:
Though perhaps not so different really

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